I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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