Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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