I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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