What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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