Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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