is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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