Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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