North Korea, Best Korea!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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