I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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