i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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