thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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