If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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