Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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