I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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