dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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