Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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