...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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