My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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