Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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