You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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