you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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