I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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