it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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