Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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