i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well I just put wine in my tea
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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