Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
