in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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