dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need to calm my uterus...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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