I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
