I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
