My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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