what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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