Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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