I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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