she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
