When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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