I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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