I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Where did you get a picture of my penis
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I have feelings that need drinking.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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