that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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