doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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