My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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