how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Green mimosas i think yes
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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