Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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