You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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