brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My room smells like vodka and shame
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
