What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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