Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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