We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
