terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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