talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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