question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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