I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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