She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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