why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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