Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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