I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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