Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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