I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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